Naked pictures of ‘Orlando Bloom’ with ‘Katy Perry’ is breaking the internet

Photographs published by tabloid newspapers of Orlando Bloom naked have triggered huge interest on social media.

The pictures, which appeared in tabloids on both sides of the Atlantic, show the actor paddle-boarding while on holiday with his girlfriend Katy Perry in Italy.

 

 

The couple, who met at the Golden Globes in January, are also photographed kissing and applying sun cream to each other

 
The pictures triggered some amusing tabloid headlines. The Sun went with ‘Sword of the Rings’, referencing Bloom’s breakthrough role. Inside the paper, it used the pun ‘Privates of the Caribbean’, a play on his more recent fantasy series.

‘Blooming Oarsome Orlando’, said the Daily Star, while the New York Daily News posted the pictures on Twitter stating: ‘FULL BLOOM: Orlando Bloom bares all on vacation with Katy Perry.’

A censored photo of Orlando Bloom paddling naked behind girlfriend Katy Perry has sent the internet into meltdown, because the censor did not cut out the shadow left by Bloom’s penis.

The angle of the sun in the photo makes it appear as though Bloom has a schlong of Dirk Diggler proportions (Boogie Nights, people, watch it!). The GLAMOUR office is unable to confirm or deny this fact, as it’s sadly unlikely that Bloom’s people will make making a statement on the matter any time soon.

What has been clear though is how much this has tickled the internet’s fancy.

Social media has gone into MELTDOWN over Orlando Bloom’s naked pictures.

 

The handsome British actor and girlfriend Katy Perry have been enjoying a romantic break in Sardinia, and a set of very raunchy pictures show Orlando sitting on a paddle board with his manhood on full display.

Within minutes of the photos making their way online, the Twitter had erupted in glorious GIFs and hilarious comments.

 

But almost 12 hours later, some fans are now growing impatient with seeing Orlando in all his naked glory and we’re loving every second.

After seeing a picture of a shadow on the actor’s upper leg, one quipped: “No, it’s not about to rain. That’s just the shadow cast by Orlando Bloom’s penis.”

“Just look at the shadow on Orlando Bloom’s leg and you know enough,” said a second.

And: “It’s hot. I’m going to go and lay in Orlando Bloom’s shadow and cool off.”
The star is tending on social media for one particularly big reason

People CANNOT deal
Social media has gone into MELTDOWN over Orlando Bloom’s naked pictures.

The handsome British actor and girlfriend Katy Perry have been enjoying a romantic break in Sardinia, and a set of very raunchy pictures show Orlando sitting on a paddle board with his manhood on full display.

 

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Within minutes of the photos making their way online, the Twitterverse had erupted in glorious GIFs and hilarious comments.

But almost 12 hours later, some fans are now growing impatient with seeing Orlando in all his naked glory and we’re loving every second.
After seeing a picture of a shadow on the actor’s upper leg, one quipped: “No, it’s not about to rain. That’s just the shadow cast by Orlando Bloom’s penis.”

“Just look at the shadow on Orlando Bloom’s leg and you know enough,” said a second.

And: “It’s hot. I’m going to go and lay in Orlando Bloom’s shadow and cool off.”


While another Twitter user saw that the star was trending and thought he had died.

“Thank goodness it’s just his wee Elven penis,” they continued.

Then there were those who were hugely disappointed to only stumble across uncensored snaps.

“Ok, so who is going to leak the uncensored version of the Orlando pictures? Because I’m tired of staring at the black rectangle.”

Another joked: “So where are the uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom. Asking for a friend.”

Other pictures from the pair’s getaway show the actor clamouring over some rocks on the beach as he continues to go commando – and even has a fiddle with himself at one point.

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